“How Can We Pay For ANOTHER Tax Cut?”"

“Hey! I know how: let’s cut school kids’ lunch programs! By the way, Tom, let’s go for some of that great Senate Bean Soup in the Senate dining room today.”

“Yeah! Let’s do lunch there before we sit down in committee and write up the bill to make that cut in that program that’s an unneeded, excessive burden on taxpayers. By the way, the dining room’s banana split makes a great dessert, especially if you have the soup with the Freedom Fries!”