Curse that Lex Luthor, dreaded leader of the Legion Of Doom. We have been duped into electing two of his most powerful villains to the Office of the Presidency: Joker The Black (aka President Barack H. Obama) and Bushitler (aka former President George W. Bush). Oh you dastardly man Lex Luthor. The cunning, the scheming, the twisted plots within plots that you conceived to bring such darkness to the Land Of Opportunity.
Oh Lex Luthor, you are an evil one! Did you use your mind control ray to control the American voters? Was it subliminal messages via CNN, Fox News, and MSNBC? Did you lace all newspapers with the dreaded Luthor Dust Of Suggestion? Is it cyber poison via the Internet? Whatever it was/is, it has affected millions upon millions. From Beltwayville to Regularopolios, your plot worked to perfection. We have effectively been taken over by the Legion Of Doom. I weep for us all!!
I looked out my window and saw the murderous psychopath Bushitler and the demonic scheming Joker The Black marching their troops throughout my humble town. Bushitler! That madman leading his force of unintelligent, unmanned, TexMex killer drones and infamous portly assassin cyborgs down the boulevard. Joker The Black! That scheming demon of a man with his army of elite Muslim professor bots and damnable Winds of Change! OH THE HUMANITY!
Well you’ve won Lex Luthor. And as you sit in the Hall of Doom with your horrific colleagues in crime, rejoice in that your power will never wane. We will keep electing members of your sect. Because we love them so much! So much that it HURTS!
Viva La Legion Of Doom!! Don’t worry Lex Luthor. We never forget! We just pretend we do!
I’m not complex. Don’t have time for all that. And all that complex stuff bad for the stomach. Just color me simple and plain with a twist.