The Bill Collector Blues

Pity the poor bill collector
He loved to call and snarl and hector
To pester ’bout an unpaid debt
‘Bout payments that you haven’t met.

Pity the poor bill collector
He loved to diddle and dissect ya
Get you feeling beat and small
Just to get you in his thrall.

Pity the poor bill collector
The long-time ego vivisector
Alas these days to get his slice
The poor man finds he must make nice.