Wendy’s Gives Diner The Finger

A diner sat down to eat at a Wendy’s in San Jose and found something in the chili that’s indispensible to driving in California: a finger.

But it didn’t help digesting the meal:

“This individual apparently did take a spoonful, did have a finger in their mouth and then, you know, spit it out and recognized it,” said Ben Gale, director of the department of environmental health for Santa Clara County. “Then they had some kind of emotional reaction and vomited.”

If the diner had a finger in his/her mouth, it means he/she was nailed.

Local officials launched an investigation after the incident on Tuesday night and the medical examiner determined on Wednesday that the object was a human finger.

This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “fast food joint.”