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Wanted: A Better Caption For This Foto
President Bush pardons the National Thanksgiving Turkey in the White House Rose Garden.
You can surely do better than that. What caption would you write for this photo?
19 Responses to “Wanted: A Better Caption For This Foto”
Incremental improvement #1:
“Wanted: A Better Caption For This Photo”
Is Scooter Libby next?
“President Bush welcomes new mascot for Department of Homeland Security”
Dang! Them Sirens done loved up Jeb and turned him into a turkey!
“Trust me, those WMD’s are in here.”
OK, I dipped my hand in super glue and put it on the Turkey. Now what?
It doesn’t feel baked …
“Didn’t I do this for the Fourth of July?”
http://ajliebling.blogspot.com/2007/11/pardoning-turkey.html
“Wow, that’s a big chicken!”
This one from an Anonymoose reader:
“I looked the turkey in the eye. I found him to be very straightforward and trustworthy. We had a very good dialogue. I was able to get a sense of his soul; a turkey deeply committed to his country and the best interests of his country.”
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Lol, I like Shaun’s the best so far. How about this:
“I’d like to announce the nomination of Mr. Turduckin for Attorney General…”
“This is the kind of appointment we need to get the Democrats on board with us.”
Why does the birds flock want to attack Northern Iraq?
http://news.yahoo.com/edcartoons/robrogers;_ylt=Aqo1srObJGRNGV6PiFsk0_tW_b4F
The American people have been calling out for new leadership in our Iraq effort and so to continue moving forward toward a democrat and positive direction I have consulted accross our fair land. I know I have found the best symbol for our unendurable efforts to spread freedom and democracy abroad and at home.
OR
Today, I pardon this turkey in the hopes that a future president will consider my actions and do the same.
Why does the birds flock want to attack Northern Iraq?
I was thinking more along the line of…
Why the flock does the bird want to attack Northern Iraq?
But that’s just me.
Hey come back here- where’s he running off to? Must be a Democrat!
I loved DLS’ entry – Is Scooter Libby next? LMAO
“If you’re a good turkey like Bremer and Tenet, you might even get a Medal of Freedom”