Yesterday was the big day for this sporting event for people who aren’t already gorged enough on sporting events.
Hey: The two main contestants look like two guys who showed up at the reception after my father’s funeral last month to eat the free food.
Hilarious!
Some Quotes:
“This would be the greatest moment in the history of American sports if Chestnut can bring the belt home to Coney Island — it’s been gone for nine years.”
“That’s a a Kobayashi reversal in the framework of the competition.” <– Forevermore, I will refer to regurgitation as ‘a reversal’.
“Chestnut is a true American Hero.”