FLASH/BREAKING NEWS: Todd Palin’s Make-or-Break GOP Presidential Endorsement.
Jan 9th, 2012 | 5 responses
It is all over!
In a much-awaited development, Sarah Palin’s husband, Todd Palin, has just announced to a with-bated-breath-waiting world that he is endorsing Newt Gingrich for president.
According to ABC News, “Todd Palin said he believes that being in the political trenches and experiencing the highs and lows help prepare a candidate for the future and the job of president.”
King maker Palin bases his critical, much-coveted endorsement on the fact that Gingrich was able to overcome the setback to his campaign last summer when a large portion of his staff resigned and Gingrich was left pretty much by himself to run the campaign:
Gingrich’s ability to overcome the obstacle and still move up in the polls showed his ability to campaign and survive, according to Todd Palin, who said Gingrich is not one of the typical “beltway types” and that his campaign has “burst out of the political arena and touched many Americans.”
In light of this critical, make-or-break endorsement, all other presidential candidates are reassessing their campaigns to see whether it is worth continuing to run against now-sure-winner Gingrich.
5 Responses to “FLASH/BREAKING NEWS: Todd Palin’s Make-or-Break GOP Presidential Endorsement.”
Gingrich is, “not beltway”. That’s funny.
Uh no, he was kicked out many years ago, but when he was in office, yeah buddy, ol’ Newt was the pride of the Beltway!
Unfortunately his mouth overloaded his arse. So he then had to concentrate more on graft and corruption for a living. “That’s kind off Beltway”, I’m sure his resume` reads.
So who cares what the husband of America’s Top MILF thinks? Palin is the ultimate political strip-tease, thrusting and rubbing her self all over a White House column. The dollars reign down and she gives them another sneak peek at what’s under that dress. See just how nasty she’ll get for the cash at http://dregstudiosart.blogspot.com/2011/06/ecstasy-of-sarah-palin_15.html
Dorian, like you (and probably every other TMV’er worth his or her salt) I’m hanging on Todd’s every word. Now, if only we could get an endorsement from Joe the Plumber!
Zephyr says:
“Now, if only we could get an endorsement from Joe the Plumber!”
I am sure it’s coming, but alas a little bit late. Todd has already laid all the plumbing. The only other big announcement left is whom the next president will pick as his running mate. With all the front-end plumbing work done by Todd, it can only be Sarah. What a formidable, unbeatable combination that will be: The Dipstick and the Lipstick
Whoa Dorian…
“…laid all the plumbing”?
Are you going to confession soon?