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Paris Hilton Breaking Gnus Alert

Posted by SHAUN MULLEN, TMV Columnist in At TMV.
Jun 8th, 2007 | Comments

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Paris Hilton, shown here screwing in solitary confinement at her Hollywood Hills mansion, has been ordered back to court in Los Angeles later today.

Consequently, I have decided to cancel my quadruple bypass heart surgery. Or was it an appointment to get the cats flea baths? I don’t remember which, but stay tuned.

Meanwhile, TGIF.

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