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Paris Hilton Breaking Gnus Alert
Paris Hilton, shown here screwing in solitary confinement at her Hollywood Hills mansion, has been ordered back to court in Los Angeles later today.
Consequently, I have decided to cancel my quadruple bypass heart surgery. Or was it an appointment to get the cats flea baths? I don’t remember which, but stay tuned.
Meanwhile, TGIF.
6 Responses to “Paris Hilton Breaking Gnus Alert”
Michael Musto got it right. As long as she’s not in jail, she’s not a sympathetic figure, and that’s a good thing.
OK, I’ll confess…….As much as I hate to read more about Paris the Heiress, I’m kinda enjoying Shaun digging up the photos each day……
lol…people love to hate this girl. I’m really indifferent.
She should get the death penalty for using up valuable oxygen.
Pyst:
Best line yet!
Contributing unnecessarily and harmfullly to global warming?