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Paris Hilton Breaking Gnus Alert

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Paris Hilton, shown here screwing in solitary confinement at her Hollywood Hills mansion, has been ordered back to court in Los Angeles later today.

Consequently, I have decided to cancel my quadruple bypass heart surgery. Or was it an appointment to get the cats flea baths? I don’t remember which, but stay tuned.

Meanwhile, TGIF.



6 Responses to “Paris Hilton Breaking Gnus Alert”

  1. Chris says:

    Michael Musto got it right. As long as she’s not in jail, she’s not a sympathetic figure, and that’s a good thing.

  2. casualobserver says:

    OK, I’ll confess…….As much as I hate to read more about Paris the Heiress, I’m kinda enjoying Shaun digging up the photos each day…… :)

  3. phil_in_ny says:

    lol…people love to hate this girl. I’m really indifferent.

  4. Pyst says:

    She should get the death penalty for using up valuable oxygen.

  5. Shaun Mullen says:

    Pyst:

    Best line yet!

  6. DLS says:

    using up valuable oxygen

    Contributing unnecessarily and harmfullly to global warming?

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