Apparently, being a Mormon missionary means having one’s entire family greet you at the airport upon returning home.
From The Hill, 23 March 2020:
From KUTV in Salt Lake City:
It’s too bad that Stephen Stucker is deceased. His “Johnny” movie character was wise in comparison to these families.
Featured Image is a screenshot from the 1980 film Airplane. The image shows Stephen Stucker playing the role of Air Traffic Controller Johnny Henshaw-Jacobs.
The “Wanted” posters say the following about David: “Wanted: A refugee from planet Melmac masquerading as a human. Loves cats. If seen, contact the Alien Task Force.”