In an interesting juxtaposition to the article we posted yesterday from Venezuela entitled, President Chavez ‘Puts Early End’ to Honeymoon with Obama, and in line with another article we posted from that country headlined, Obama is No ‘Black in Chavez’ Pocket’, this article by Alexander Cambero of Colombia’s El Tiempo lambastes Hugo Chavez as a ‘Tropical Napoleon’ laid low by that leader of empire, President Barack Obama. Those sensitive to a bit of off-color language might want to avoid reading this one.
For El Tiempo, writing of the recent Summit of the Americas, Alexander Cambero writes in part:
“The Secret Services must have exerted themselves mightily to ensure that the number one could go to the bathroom in peace – without having to put up with crazed fans. Imagine someone in mid-urination being tortured by the incessant supplication of the tenant of Miraflores [Hugo Chavez], desirous of a gesture of affection from the great helmsman of the condemned empire. It’s almost better to wet one’s pants … The immutable lion, that devourer of all passing prey, was transformed into an affectionate kitty, the kind that likes to sleep in the laps of children. The North American president will certainly need to see a urologist. His testicles may have a tear after all the fondling I have revealed to you.”
By Alexander Cambero
Translated By Molly Smith
April 23, 2009
Colombia – El Tiempo – Original Article (Spanish)
Just a few kilometers of blue water separates Cumana from Trinidad and Tobago; there is a beautiful and historic relationship that exists between these peoples bathed by the Caribbean. Since time immemorial, the inhabitants of both places have crossed the sea to find a peaceful and friendly place.
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