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Posted by on Jun 24, 2011 in Politics | 4 comments

Top Ten Cloves: Possible Reason Sarah Palin Cancelled Her Bus Tour

NOTE: Sarah Palin has cancelled her national bus tour, leading critics to say it was one more thing she has quit. These criticisms were followed by Palin insisting the tour hasn’t been scuttled, just put on hold while she serves jury duty. Some believe the bus tour will never resume. Regardless we offer you THIS:

Top Ten Cloves: Possible Reason Sarah Palin Cancelled Her Bus Tour

News Item: Report: Sarah Palin quits bus tour halfway through, retreats to Alaska

10. Looking to get in line early, for the new, coming iPhone

9. Believed, since trade mark of her name came through, if continued tour, would have to sue herself

8. Just following history – Didn’t Paul Revere take a break during his ride?

7. Couldn’t miss another minute of the Casey Anthony Trial

6. The GPS in Palin’s bus is on the same system as United Airlines

5. Already quit the Governor’s job, what else was left to quit?

4. Took advice from LeGone James, to just sit out the last quarter of the tour

3. Wanted to get off the road in time to catch Keith Olbermann’s debut on CurrentTV

2. Has a new idea, to do, kind of, a “Winning” tour, like Charlie Sheen

1. Lost the bus to Tobey Maguire in a poker game

Bonus Riffs

Kirsten Boyd Johnson: Sarah Palin Follows Comedy Rules And Quits Bus Tour Halfway Through

Alex Pareene: Sarah Palin baffles and frustrates fans by quitting bus tour

Dan Amira: Sarah Palin Was Supposed to Be Delighting Us All With Another Bus Tour by Now

Colby Hall – No Joke: Sarah Palin Reportedly Quits
One Nation Bus Tour Halfway Through

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