Top Ten Cloves: Possible New Fees Banks Will Start Charging
News Item: Banks likely to try range of new fees
10. The Kardashian Charge – Get divorced after 72-days, fees, fees, fees …
9. Don’t have your own Deposit or Withdrawal Slips? … Just rent one of the banks, for a fee.
8. ATM’s will have “Coin Slots” (like old public pay phones) if you want to use them.
7. HuffPo Model: You can work at the bank, not get paid salary – and get charged with a fee.
6. Need to speak to the Bank Manager? … You can book time with him, for a fee …
5. Fee for just walking into the bank.
4. Don’t have a pen to write out deposit/withdrawal slip? … Bank has one, for a fee …
3. The Jeopardy Fee; You didn’t phrase your transaction request in the form of a question
2. Car loans, instead of based on amount/time/years/, will be based on cars’ weight
1. Groucho Marx Fee – Don’t know the Secret Word, it will cost you a $100 fee
(Image courtesy of Tom Priest at “In a Nutshell”)
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J. Thomas Duffy writes the humor blog The Garlic. This is cross posted from that blog. He is a Contributing Editor of The Reaction.
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