August 23, 2016
Note to readers: This is the latest entry in Baby DonDon’s campaign diary. The series imagines that “Mr.” Donald Trump has the emotional make-up of a five-year-old and confides his deepest thoughts—such as they are—to Andrew Feinberg, and to readers, every day. In his private moments, he always thinks of himself as Baby DonDon.
Who put that picture of the elephant up there? That’s disgusting!
Talk about unfair. Yesterday the AP ran a story about my paid campaign staffers’ negative social media comments about Muslims, Mexicans, African-Americans and John Kerry (someone said he should be hanged). I think someone at the AP should be hanged for invasion of privacy. Americans have a God-given right to be bigoted, as I should know.
One of my former Florida workers thought that Muslims were out to establish a totalitarian theocracy in the U.S. Which would be a bad thing, right? I mean, who would be for that? So after the AP outed this guy—Scott Barrish—he complained. He told the AP that “the liberal media, yellow journalists are really grasping at straws with their ad hominem circumstantial logical fallacies!”
Is it just me or does that sound a lot like Dr. Ben Carson?
After reading that, do you understand why I stick to simple words any idiot could understand?
Thank you.
Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven (https://www.amazon.com/Four-Score-Seven-Andrew-Feinberg/dp/0692664009), a novel that imagines that Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. He also writes a daily anti-Trump humor page at https://www.facebook.com/MeBabyDonDon.