Look for the Union Bunny
by Walter Brasch Bullied, harassed, and lied to, District 1 of the Amalgamated Association of Easter Bunnies, AFB-CIO (American...
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The Problem with the Bahmas
by Walter Brasch His face flushed, his cheeks puffing half-syllables of super-heated air, Sen. Porkbelly Fishbottom was about to...
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Olive Oyl Has Been Found!
She’s the new first lady of China, Peng Liyuan. Don’t believe me? Go here for the evidence. By the way, in a separate...
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Saturday Night Live Lampoons the Denver Obama Romn...
Here’s SNL’s screamingly funny (and perhaps accurate) take on Wednesday’s debate in Denver between President Barack...
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Vouchering an Educational Adventure
by WALTER BRASCH I hadn’t talked with Marshbaum for a couple of years, ever since he left newspaper journalism for more lucrative...
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The Phillies Are Not Phigments of Imagination
by Walter Brasch I recently received a letter from a young girl who was confused about the Philadelphia Phillies. In her short life,...
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Labor Pains: A Fable for Our Times
by Walter Brasch Once, many years ago, in a land far away between two oceans, with fruited plains, amber waves of grain, and...
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Outsourcing America’s Health Care
by WALTER BRASCH “Ola, Amigo! Pack your bags, we’re going to Mexico!” bubbled Dr. Franklin Peterson Comstock III, faux...
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The Personhood of a Mississippi Zygote
by WALTER BRASCH “O.K., class, we have a few minutes at the end of today’s lecture about how the godless Communists created...
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A Patch of Pumpkin Heads
by Walter Brasch In a few days, millions of children will put on costumes, go door to door, and shout “trick or treat.” By Nov....
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