“Elite” Senator Barack Obama has taken a cue from “Elite” Senator John McCain to kick certain “Elite” mainstream media off his plane. The “Elite” MSM body count:
“Elite” Senator John McCain: Time Magazine and New York Times.
“Elite” Senator Barack Obama: Washington Times, New York Post, and Dallas Morning News.
“Elite” Washington Times Executive Editor John Solomon was quite peeved by “Elite” Senator Obama’s nerve:
“The Times won’t be deterred by the Obama decision from continuing to cover the campaign fairly and fully for the final days,” Mr. Solomon said. “Its reporters will fly commercial and drive to keep its coverage of Obama complete.
“I hope the candidate that promises to unite America isn’t using a litmus test to determine who gets to cover his campaign,” Mr. Solomon said.
T-STEEL REPORT senior journalist Uncle John Q. Public questioned citizens about this “elite on elite” urination contest:
Joe the Barber: “Elites fussing with other elites? Tell them to come get a haircut and relax!”
Jane the School Bus Driver: “Don’t all elites access to television? Just watch TV and write the story.”
Joe the Car Salesman: “How about giving me an elite f###### break?”
Jane the Wal-Mart Greeter: “Elites are always playing mind games with each other. Sheesh!”
Joe the Police Officer: “A little time in a cell will calm those elites down.”
Jane the Store Owner: “I went to an elite ice cream shop yesterday. Tasty!”
Some in the “Elite” blogosphere are not going to take the ousting of other “Elites” laying down. But you know how it is in the “Elite”-sphere: many things they fuss, holler, scream, and yell about doesn’t register in the real world. As Joe the Truck Driver said:
“I don’t have time for elite fussing over nothin’.”
I’m not complex. Don’t have time for all that. And all that complex stuff bad for the stomach. Just color me simple and plain with a twist.