Start Off Your Day With A Good Breakfast
As Mother used to say, “It’s important to start off your day with a good breakfast.”
And people follow that advice all over — and we do mean all over.
Here, via the Top Five list, are Breakfast Cereals In Hell
— Toasted Almond Glass Shards
— Rectum-Sized Frosted Maxi-Wheats
— Scrape Nuts
–Butts Afire Bran
— Special KKK
— Cream of Pete
–Kellogg’s Frosted Mini Me’s
Edited down from a long list by TMV.
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