14 Squirrels Arrested In Iran For Spying
July 13th, 2007
By JOE GANDELMAN, Editor-In-Chief
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An interesting tidbit from Ynetnews, a popular and reputable Israeli news site:
Iranian intelligence operatives recently detained over a dozen squirrels found within the nation’s borders, claiming the rodents were serving as spies for Western powers determined to undermine the Islamic Republic.
“In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran’s borders,” state-sponsored news agency IRNA reported. “The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services.”
Iranian police commander Esmaeil Ahmadi-Moqadam confirmed the report, saying that a number of squirrels had been caught bearing foreign spy gear within Iran’s borders.
“I heard of this but I have no specific knowledge on the subject,” he said. He refused to give further details.
Maybe they were Iran because they heard its President is nuts.
UPDATE: See Jason Steck’s comment on this vital story HERE.
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