Are you surprised that Osama bin Laden will be celebrating another birthday today, or whatever charismatic fugitive terrorist masterminds with weak kidneys and gadzillion dollar rewards on their heads do when they’re thousands of miles from the nearest Chuck E. Cheese’s?
I don’t see OBL and his bodyguards gathering around a cake with 50 candles, but the bearded one does seem to have some uncanny survival skills considering the several U.S.-orchestrated attempts on his life.
For some reason, OBL likes to go on the move in March. Thawing mountain snows and that kind of stuff. So yet again the trail apparently has warmed up and U.S. operatives are said to be trekking into Pakistan in the hopes of delivering a birthday present.
Methinks that a nice smart missile to his solar plexus launched from a remote-controlled drone would be a suitable gift.
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