As best I can figure, Sarah Palin wanted to attract attention when she chartered a ritzy hotel on wheels, had it custom painted (since marred by “Media Whore” spray paint graffiti) and set out on a national tour that will culminate in the premier of a new movie in Iowa about Her Highness.
But then maybe I’m wrong, because 10-year-old daughter Piper, last seen carrying a Louis Vitton handbag that costs as much as the average American pays per month in rent, snapped at a Time magazine photographer during a stopover at historic Gettysburg Nation Battlefield, telling him, “Thanks for ruining our vacation.”