You have some serious magic skills Senator Clinton. Girlfriend you are BAD as in GOOD! Even though Florida and Michigan broke the Democratic Party rules by moving their primaries up, you keep your name on the ballots anyways as your ace in the hole. You know if all else fails (on when you just want to slap that silly young black dude up), you can paint Senator Obama has a party splitter, disenfranchiser, and downright enemy to democracy if he doesn’t go along with a re-vote. At the same time reducing DNC chairman Howard Dean to a pile of putty even though he’s enforcing the rules (the nerve of him). This leaves the door open for you stage a coup at the DNC, strong-arm a nomination (I admire a “down for whatever” lady), and wipe the figurative floor with Senator McCain (oldie but a goodie) in becoming the first female President of the United States of America! You crafty ol’ dev… OOPS! You crafty ol’ girl!
Election ’08: More crafty than macaroni!
My name is T-Steel and I approve this message of pure sarcasm.
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I’m not complex. Don’t have time for all that. And all that complex stuff bad for the stomach. Just color me simple and plain with a twist.