TO DEPORT MAYFLOWER DESCENDANTS
There is one element that winds through most everyone of Native American blood, including Mayas, Nahua and Inka, Mestizos, and our Native people within the boundaries of the USA… The people carry a kind of humor that is often gentle on the surface, but ironic, carrying serious dual and triplicate meanings right beneath the surface……almost identical to the same kind of humor Eastern Europeans and Russians had under Communist rule. And still have all these many years later. My elderly father used to say, “We will stop telling funny jokes when they stop acting funny.” I’d say the greatest satirists are the Eastern Europeans and the Native groups, but there are other satirists as good too… Perhaps we’re in ‘a time of our times’ now, where ‘there’s satire, and then there’s satire about satire about satire.’
Here is the piece by Don Davis at
The Satirical Political Report
“Flexing their new-found political muscle, Native Americans – the only “true” Americans – have now weighed in on the McCain-Kennedy immigration bill, lobbying Congress to provide for the immediate deportation of all Mayflower descendants.
“Speaking for the National Council of American Indians, Chief “Running Tab at Foxwoods” asserted that the Mayflower settlers “not only entered this country illegally, without visas or work permits, but behaved very badly-spreading disease, raping our women, despoiling the land, and worst of all, stealing our very identity for their sports teams.”
“While most tribes oppose any type of amnesty, some have supported a limited trail to citizenship…
“Other tribes have proposed a “touchback provision,” requiring the illegal squatters to return to the 17th Century, for four centuries, before applying to live here legally in the present.
“Some Native Americans would also grant favorable treatment to those who have high-tech skills, such as converting corn to ethanol.
“This proposal has predictably drawn a huge outcry from the WASPS, who claim that they’re merely doing the jobs that Native Americans refuse to do, such as running investment banks and hedge funds.
“In addition, although genealogy records reflect that his ancestors arrived not on Plymouth Rock but on Ellis Island, the Indian tribes have also insisted on the unconditional and immediate deportation of Jack Abramoff.
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