There are a lot of them and they’re not quite as heart-warming as the Brady Bunch. But they are also a big family. And they are productive: many of them have gone onto making big bux in bizness (we spell that way because we’re from California, ranked 43rd of the 50th states in terms of smartness according to a survey).
Here’s the story, of a man named bin Laden,
Who was busy with a few kids of his own.
More than 20 of them lived together,
And the kids never got stoned.
Here’s the story, of a family,
And to you we know it’s not a lot of news
That the tallest kid in this family
Grew up to hate the Jews…
Then the one day when this family made lots of money,
They knew that it was much more than just a hunch
That this group would form a family corporation
That’s the way they become the bin Laden bunch.
The bin Laden, The bin Laden bunch.
That’s the way they became the bin Laden bunch.
Read the story about the family (that has disavowed their terrorist “black sheep”) HERE. Via the great site Watching America
Joe Gandelman is a former fulltime journalist who freelanced in India, Spain, Bangladesh and Cypress writing for publications such as the Christian Science Monitor and Newsweek. He also did radio reports from Madrid for NPR’s All Things Considered. He has worked on two U.S. newspapers and quit the news biz in 1990 to go into entertainment. He also has written for The Week and several online publications, did a column for Cagle Cartoons Syndicate and has appeared on CNN.