The Natalee Saga: A Requiem For America’s Favorite Missing Blonde
December 20th, 2007 by SHAUN MULLEN, TMV Columnist
Having concluded the other day that the subjects that I blog about are way too serious way too much of the time, I turn to the never ending saga of CNN’s favorite missing blonde — Natalee Holloway — because it now actually may be ending.
The missing 18-year-old has been declared a “cold case” by Aruban police, which will bring tears to execs at CNN and other cable news stations that have feasted long and hard on the story.
For those of you who may have just awakened from a 900-day coma, Natalee disappeared in May 2005 on the last night of a trip to Aruba with her senior class from an Alabama high school. She was last seen leaving a bar with three primary suspects who lived on the Dutch resort island off of the coast of Venezuela and subsequently were detained and released more times than Lindsey Lohan as the investigation into her disappearance ebbed and flowed with the Caribbean tides.
The saga ruffled my sensibilities from the jump and not because my high school senior class trip was a cheapo one-day bus excursion to New York City.
As the father of a son and daughter who were once 18 years old, I had a hard time reconciling how a bunch of teenagers could be allowed to booze day and night (even if Aruba’s drinking age is 18), do drugs, screw and otherwise carry on.
It turned out that Natalee was rip-snorting drunk and had sex with at least one of the primary suspects. Before you could say “boffo Nielsen Ratings,” this bimbette — a straight-A student who apparently missed school the day common sense was taught — had pushed the Iraq war and other major stories from the top of CNN’s newscasts. Beth Twitty, Natalee’s beyond-obnoxious mother and a fount of bad information, soon became as familiar a fixture on the station as Condoleezza Rice.
Police, soldiers, volunteers and tracking dogs combed hillsides and beaches of the 75-square-mile island. A pond was partially drained, a landfill picked apart and the seabed offshore combed by divers. Dutch fighter jets equipped with search equipment conducted overflights.
Investigators interviewed hundreds of potential witnesses, but unlike their American counterparts would not talk to reporters on or off the record.
This really pissed off Nancy Grace, Greta van Susteren and other TV talking heads who proceeded to dump all over the Dutch legal system because it differed from the U.S. in some significant ways, and we know how perfect our system is. In retrospect, it is apparent that Natalee’s mother and her posse from Alabama did as much to hamper the investigation as help it.
Having covered a goodly number of missing person and murder cases, my hunch is that in the absence of a body or even a shred of evidence of a crime, a bombed Natalee stumbled or fell off a cliff and into the ocean where she became shark chum. Were any of the three primary suspects present, let alone hands-on participants in her demise? Given that none of them have admitted as much after nearly three years of on again, off again grilling, I tend to doubt it.
Not a thrilling denouement. And certainly not one you’ll hear about on CNN.
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December 20th, 2007 at 6:31 am
Can one even recall all the pretty blonds that have gone missing in the last decade? One wd think only they are kidnapped- from the little beauty pageant girl to dozens of others, to the British girl. If you are black, fat, male, or anything other than blond, female, and attractive, you are not worthy.
Great values our nation has.
Now back to a bloviating radio show host.
December 20th, 2007 at 6:42 am
Instead of blaming the Aruban authorities, the friends and chaperons that left her alone screwed up big time. And for our KKK crowd, the original people of interest were “darked skinned”. Our viriginal blond Pollyana’s attacked by dark Hispanics, calling Lou Dobbs…
December 20th, 2007 at 7:43 am
Great post Shaun
I said at the time the real guilty parties were her parents who financed and allowed her to go on the trip.
December 20th, 2007 at 10:43 am
Many of the Caribbean countries are not well-equipped to deal with murder cases. The pace with which the justice system proceeds is leisurely, and Natalee is not the only one to disappear without anyone solving the case. By the time the authorities became involved Van der Sloot and his friends had conferred with the senior Van der Sloot (a local judge) and removed the evidence.
That doesn’t make the actions of everyone else involved more responsible, but often 19 year-olds are no longer chaperoned on overseas trips.
December 20th, 2007 at 10:47 am
Beasley,
don’t blame her parents for financing the trip, blame them for not teaching her right from wrong.
December 20th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
It’s what values-free, self-absorbed people risk. I won’t be so cruel as to say deserve, as well.
December 20th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Yikes! A little harsh, no?
I totally get the “media coverage of missing eye candy trumps other news” angle, but viciously going after the family and girl herself… harsh! Like you guys never boozed and even fooled around in high school? Figuring out how to get away with it was much of the fun even on “chaperoned” trips.
The girl is (presumably) dead. Her family is unlikely to ever find out how or why or see justice served. There is nothing to be gloating about here
December 21st, 2007 at 6:32 am
Next thing you know the girl’s death will be blamed on the onset of hedonistic “liberalism” because we didn’t have this kind of problem in the repressed 1950’s, when women knew their place!