The opposite of hero worship is negative self-definition that tells you who you are not and could never be. Such anti-role models can influence a life as much as those you admire and want to emulate.
Hugh Hefner has always been at the top of the not-me list and, now that the geriatric Playboy founder is exposing himself to ridicule by marrying a 24-year-old Playmate (“It will be,” says Letterman, “an open-casket ceremony” with Leno adding that the bride is planning a June wedding and an August funeral), it’s time to examine my complicated feelings about the man.
At 84, Hef is two years younger, we both edited successful magazines and half a lifetime ago I was wooed to be his successor.
In 1969, over lunch in Chicago, Playboy‘s publisher, Hefner’s oldest friend, is complaining about the struggle to curb such excesses as perpetual parties and a seldom-used but always available 727 and, at the same time, subtly probing to see if I too might go hog wild over such amenities.
It is an out-of-body experience. I listen and nod, while an inner voice questions my sanity over the absurdity of putting myself atop an empire of sensual pleasure against all evidence of my nature and experience. After 45 years of being Mr. Responsible, how could I think of plunging into the glorious chaos of every boy’s dream, with permission–no, mandate–to spend days, and nights, in an X-rated world? Could I?
Even as I wallow in fantasy, my mind is mocking me with a movie memory of a fat Nero, lounging in a palace while near-naked maidens dangle grapes over his mouth.
By coffee, the publisher seems satisfied with my stability and suggests dinner with Hef that night at the mansion. “He’s going to fall in love with you and offer you the job on the spot,” the publisher says, then hesitates. “If he does, what will you say?”
Fantasy can only go so far. I answer honestly: “I don’t know.”
He seems unnerved. “Unless you’re sure you’ll say yes, I can’t take you to meet him.”
So it’s settled, but I feel entitled to a small indulgence. “Does it work this way,” I ask, “with women, too?”
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