No, dear readers, this is NOT an Andy Borowitz news satire… It is the real thing and it comes to you from the GOP website.
What is the GOP doing to elevate the quality of debate in the campaign, to keep it on track and focused on looking at important issues? It is launching a petition drive to demand Hillary Clinton reveal the details of her library card.
On the campaign trail, Hillary Clinton consistently speaks to her level of experience; yet, she will not allow details of that experience to be reviewed by the public.
The American people deserve to know what information is being guarded in her libraries.
Tell Hillary Clinton that she can’t hide her record from the American people. Our goal is to have thousands of people sign this petition before December 31, 2007, in hopes that it will inspire Hillary to agree to share the library documents as her New Year’s resolution.
We suspect we know the details of the library cards of those who are demanding this information (even if it is a lame joke).
But it might not show all those coloring books.
Joe Gandelman is a former fulltime journalist who freelanced in India, Spain, Bangladesh and Cypress writing for publications such as the Christian Science Monitor and Newsweek. He also did radio reports from Madrid for NPR’s All Things Considered. He has worked on two U.S. newspapers and quit the news biz in 1990 to go into entertainment. He also has written for The Week and several online publications, did a column for Cagle Cartoons Syndicate and has appeared on CNN.