WANTED for conspiracy to commit whole-house takeovers, extortion to gain unfair advantage over mice, offering narcotics via lap-sitting and purring, and conspiracy to commit paw-pandering and paw-laundering.
Height, one foot
Weight 15 pounds
Occupation: Born retired
Distinguishing characteristics: 3D white whisker tattoos on face
Aliases: Demon Cat, Scaredy-Cat-Not, and Albus Dumbledore
Disguises: Cupboard warmer, sunbather, and especially at certain times of the year, known to daringly impersonate a diminutive wizard.
This fugitive is being sought for its role in acting spooky one or more nights of the year, most often returning to the scenes of Halloween celebrations at night. Often hides inside its own wizard hat before pouncing. Known to carry ten sharp knives at all times.
The FBI* is offering a profound reward, the total amount yet to be determined by the prestigious ‘Kitty Committee,’ for information leading directly to the arrest of this most dangerous of all the antediluvian tiger types.
*FBI; Furry Bountyhunter Impresarios