pol pot: no answer yet
north korea, that guy with funny haircut: Call tomorrow
putin: BBF, always answers
president of Hungary, wall building expert: call tomorrow
osama bin laden: No answer, might have cross-atlantic phone line
saddam hussein: No answer yet, he’s prob at end of his rope
venezuela, whoever is revolving door prez: call tomorrow
taiwan, call back to give support
pakistan, keep calling
syrian Prez, call tomorrow
david cameron, disconnected
tony blair, incessant busy signal, no answer
egyptian Prez, call tomorrow
palestine, keep trying
philippine prez, keep trying, he knows cool insults
tibet, keep trying
china, maybe
papa doc duvalier, no answer yet
baby doc duvalier, takes after his father, not answering
kgb offices, taking notes as fast as can
ceascescu, nikolai and his lovely wife elena who always wears her overcoat and babushka, what a body must be under that coat… no answer, worth another shot.
DO NOT CALL LIST
DO NOT RECEIVE CALLS LIST
any reasoned usa citizen