Cooking with Kellyanne
by Clay Jones
Malfunctioning Trump spokesperson Kellyanne Conway said she saw reports of the government being able to spy on you through your microwave.
No, Kellyanne. That was a political cartoon I drew last week.
When Trump tweeted that Obama had wiretapped him, he specifically mentioned “Obama.” He referred to the former president as “sick.” Over the weekend and today his staff was trying to twist Trump’s tweet, that he meant the Obama administration, or the government.
They’re trying to move the goalposts. They’re ignoring the part of the tweets where Trump mentioned Obama personally having Trump Tower bugged. Never mind the fact that Trump tweeted these allegations three times. They’re even trying to change the definition of “wiretapping.”
That’s what’s wrong with these people. They tell lies. They get busted. Instead of apologizing or correcting themselves, they invent more bullshit until they finally get to the point where they act like it wasn’t ever said at all.
Personally I think Kellyanne’s brain has been overcooked.
Clay Jones can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org
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