Posted by MICHAEL SILVERSTEIN, Wall Street Columnist | May 19th, 2008
Economy Sinks, Market Rises
It would be wrong the say that the stock market’s hefty jump in recent months is the result of an outright conspiracy. No secret cabal of Templars, Freemasons, Elders of Zion or Club of Romers is behind this curious upturn. Rather, a simple confluence of interest between government agencies and the market’s own major players is what’s kicking up stock prices while the real U.S. economy sinks.
There’s no question that the U.S. economy is, in fact,...
Posted by MICHAEL SILVERSTEIN, Wall Street Columnist | May 15th, 2008
Government’s Economic Misinformation Campaign Peaks
Americans are pretty used to getting bogus economic information from their government and the barons of Wall Street. But today, May 14, 2008, this misinformation campaign may well have peaked. We were informed that inflation during April was “modest,” and only increased a piddling .02 percent.
How is this possible, you might ask? Or at least, you might ask that if you lived in the real world rather than Economist...
Posted by MICHAEL SILVERSTEIN, Wall Street Columnist | May 2nd, 2008
The government is sending out a one-time $130 billion gift to American taxpayers in hopes this will reanimate the U.S. economy. It’s a nice gesture but not an especially fair one. Washington should be gifting us to the tune of $150 billion a month. Every month.
Consider. We’re spending $12 billion a month supporting Iraq and its people. That country’s population being 24 million (we’ll overlook the millions who have fled since we arrived), that comes out to $1 billion a month...
Posted by MICHAEL SILVERSTEIN, Wall Street Columnist | May 1st, 2008
Not long ago, several dozen gray wolves were reintroduced into Yellowstone National Park. It was part of an Interior Department effort to keep down excess deer and elk populations, and to restore a natural predator to a habitat where it once roamed freely. In a larger sense, it was also a recognition that the natural” approach to public land management, the way it was done before elaborate human planning became the rule, is still often the best way to get things done.
The question that immediately...
Posted by MICHAEL SILVERSTEIN, Wall Street Columnist | Apr 28th, 2008
Rising food and energy prices are scaring a lot of people. Not the folks at the Federal Reserve, though. They have found a revolutionary mechanism to address worries generated by these price increases. By creating its own preferred inflation measure, the so-called core rate, which factors out food and energy, the Fed can claim inflation is well under control.
Given that food and energy are core elements in sustaining human life, I used to be bothered by this curious approach to economic management....
Posted by MICHAEL SILVERSTEIN, Wall Street Columnist | Apr 20th, 2008
In a great field of potential Democratic nominees, a field that originally included Bill Richardson, Joe Biden, Chris Dodd and John Edwards, the Democratic Party’s politically-correct activists (We have to have a woman President! We have to have a black President!), melding perfectly with a press obsessed with novelty and gotcha-ism, managed to leave us with the two least experienced, least qualified, least likely to be elected pair of survivors—Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.
So be it....
Posted by MICHAEL SILVERSTEIN, Wall Street Columnist | Apr 8th, 2008
Last week was filled with awful reports about the state of the U.S. economy. But the stock market went up three percent. Why?
The stock market is supposed to be a barometer of the overall economy. It’s supposed to go up when economic times are good and fall when they aren’t. This barometer has never been perfect in this regard, of course. Market-specific quirks such as the recent leverage buyout craze can skew that relationship for awhile. These days, however, the schism between market...
Posted by MICHAEL SILVERSTEIN, Wall Street Columnist | Mar 25th, 2008
Supposing I were to tell you that financial markets were over-regulated. That the way to ensure endless economic well-being was to lessen the government’s oversight of these markets. That these markets are in fact self-regulating, and that the risk management tools already built into them eliminate the need for growth deadening outside interference.
Hearing this rap today you would immediately think about recent upheavals in world financial markets caused by under-regulation and judge the above...
Posted by MICHAEL SILVERSTEIN, Wall Street Columnist | Mar 23rd, 2008
How can one account for Barack Obama’s truly astonishing success in reaching for the American presidency?
It isn’t his speechifying. He’s an excellent speaker, but Jesse Jackson in his time was better. It’s not his personal story, which though in many ways inspiring, can’t match the heroic realism of John McCain’s. It’s not his stands on issues that are not noticeably different from Hillary’s. Nor is it the populist edge that has creeped into his campaign...
Posted by MICHAEL SILVERSTEIN, Wall Street Columnist | Mar 19th, 2008
Dear Ben,
I’m not an investment bank, not a hedge fund, not any kind of major player on Wall Street. But I know that your efforts to save the economy aren’t just geared to making the big people whole, but to helping little folks, plain old Americans, such as myself. So I’m hoping you can extend to me the same kind of deals you are now daily dishing out in giant dollops to Wall Streeters. Specifically:
1. I have a lot of lousy investments I made in hopes of a financial killing that...
Posted by MICHAEL SILVERSTEIN, Wall Street Columnist | Mar 17th, 2008
Gold at $1,000 an ounce. Oil at $110 a barrel. Record home foreclosures. Steeply rising inflation. Worrisome employment numbers. Personal bankruptcies surging again.
Are you worried about the economy yet? Are you beginning to be very, very frightened? And if not, why not?
Bad times follow good times, just as good times follow the bad. That’s a natural process. It’s what economists call the business cycle. Or if you’re of a religious bent, it’s what the Bible was referring...
Posted by MICHAEL SILVERSTEIN, Wall Street Columnist | Mar 12th, 2008
The Spitzer Story (in 8 words)
Spitzer
Wall Street disser
caught in tryst
splits
Posted by MICHAEL SILVERSTEIN, Wall Street Columnist | Mar 10th, 2008
If you can’t go with Kipling, you might try this Blake knock-off….
William Blakess “Tiger, Tiger’ is about a mighty force gone bad. For some reason that made me think of the current state of the U.S. dollar…
William Blake On The Fall Of The U.S. Dollar
Dollar, dollar, falling fast,
How long can this downturn last?
Can we just this slide dismiss,
While the world our dollars diss?
Traders of our currency,
These days don’t like what they see;
They look at our thirst...
Posted by MICHAEL SILVERSTEIN, Wall Street Columnist | Mar 5th, 2008
George Bush Endorses John McCain
Politics, ’tis often said,
Doth make some strange bedfellows;
Old angers and hostilities
For winning sake get mellowed.
And so George Bush and John McCain
To no one’s great surprise,
Now hug and join in hopes John wins
The next election prize.
The problem here for John McCain
‘Bout this unseemly flirt,
Ain’t that at many times gone by
The Bush team did him dirt.
His problem is Bush policies,
A long litany of dross;
That now hang round poor...
Posted by MICHAEL SILVERSTEIN, Wall Street Columnist | Feb 28th, 2008
Why isn’t there more poetry on the Op Ed and opinion pages of this country’s newspapers?
The answer to this question might seem obvious. Poetry isn’t viewed by newspaper editors (nor by most American poets) as a primary medium of popular political and economic expression. It’s seen as a way to express personal feelings, and best-suited for the pages of small literary journals. Except for snippets of verse that appear when a new poet laureate is named, and perhaps a cutsie...
Posted by MICHAEL SILVERSTEIN, Wall Street Columnist | Feb 26th, 2008
Food: The New Luxury Item
Who thought that we would ever see
A time when costs per calorie
Had risen high enough so we
Start thinking food’s a luxury.
When prices for a hunk of cheese
Could put one in a dollar squeeze
When costs for milk sold by the quart
Could get a parent overwrought.
When bread and eggs, the basic fare
And fruits and veggies, bottled beer
The stuff on which we all depend
Would fam’ly budgets badly rend
The reason? Grain-to-ethanol
Supposed to make the pump price...
Posted by MICHAEL SILVERSTEIN, Wall Street Columnist | Feb 18th, 2008
If you try really hard and know where to look, you can find the major presidential candidates’ positions on important issues. But you sure won’t learn these things from what passes in this country for prime time election coverage…
Election (Under)Coverage
The media treats this election
Like a sporting event where the need
Ain’t informing the voters’ ’bout issues
But simply who’s holding the lead.
I know Hillary’s demographics
I know that Obama speaks...