Author: Andrew Feinberg

Yes, I Use Cover-Up

March 30, 2017 Note to readers: This is the latest entry in Super Baby DonDon’s diary. The series imagines that President Donald Trump has the emotional make-up of a five-year-old and confides his deepest thoughts—such as they are—to Andrew Feinberg, and to readers, every day. In his private moments, he always thinks of himself as Super Baby DonDon. Hey, what can I say, Super Baby DonDon has been busy so he/I/we been out of touch. I’ve been on a 10-day Taco Bowl cleanse. Intense!! Cleans you out like nobody’s business. Christ, I’ve been flowing like the Rio Grande. Speaking...

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Real March Madness

March 20, 2017 Note to readers: This is the latest entry in Super Baby DonDon’s diary. The series imagines that President Donald Trump has the emotional make-up of a five-year-old and confides his deepest thoughts—such as they are—to Andrew Feinberg, and to readers, every day. In his private moments, he always thinks of himself as Super Baby DonDon. So my farm team Goldman Sachs just issued this super-secret report on the stock market titled “We’re All Gonna Die!” They say they are bearish “because we have a lunatic in the White House.” What?? Of all the ingratitude. And I’ve...

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Repeal and Replace Paul Krugman

March 13, 2017 Note to readers: This is the latest entry in Super Baby DonDon’s diary. The series imagines that President Donald Trump has the emotional make-up of a five-year-old and confides his deepest thoughts—such as they are—to Andrew Feinberg, and to readers, every day. In his private moments, he always thinks of himself as Super Baby DonDon. Oh, Super Baby DonDon is so mad!! I would have written this days ago but I was busy playing golf, setting another world record with a 53. In his Friday column in the New York Times, Paul Krugman not only called...

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Along Came a Spider

March 9, 2017 Note to readers: This is the latest entry in Super Baby DonDon’s diary. The series imagines that President Donald Trump has the emotional make-up of a five-year-old and confides his deepest thoughts—such as they are—to Andrew Feinberg, and to readers, every day. In his private moments, he always thinks of himself as Super Baby DonDon. So I was in my playroom, pulling the legs off 100 spiders, when my consigliere Steverino entered. He was muttering, “Designated survivor, designated survivor. Designated survivor? Yes, yes, yes!” “Vladimir Ilyich Bannon, how goes it?” “Fine, Mr. President Super Baby DonDon....

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Help Me Pick My Next Obama Lie

March 7, 2017 Note to readers: This is the latest entry in Super Baby DonDon’s diary. The series imagines that President Donald Trump has the emotional make-up of a five-year-old and confides his deepest thoughts—such as they are—to Andrew Feinberg, and to readers, every day. In his private moments, he always thinks of himself as Super Baby DonDon. Oh my God, they hate Trumpcare!! Like, everybody hates it. First things first, I had nothing to do with it. It’s not my fault. I blame everybody else. Them. Not me. Just so we’re clear. Which means: It’s time for another...

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