I read Andy’s most excellent satire on a regular basis.
Long ago when venerable “The Onion” began, one could distinguish fairly well the satire on its front pages from the so-called ‘real news’ in mainstream media. Then, something happened:
Mainstream media front pages began out-Onioning The Onion, with real time stories that were so outrageous and often egregious news of normal-looking politicos acting like their brains had been replaced by wires and springs and were leaking battery acid…. that “The Onion” began to look ‘normal.’
Well, since, “The Onion” is back on venerable status, and its work of ‘outing the outrageous.’ And then there’s Andy Borowitz, well named that ‘witz’ guy, very very witzy.
His site has a great Rod Serling-like name: “Next Weeks News” and an even more plausible (in Outer Arcturus) subtitle: “A lot of people report what’s happened. Only one man has the balls to report what hasn’t happened yet.”
Borowitz will be appearing January 17, 2008 at 8 pm at Comix in NYC along with Amy Sedaris, John Oliver (the Daily show) and Christian Finnegan (VH1’s Best Week Ever.) His website has a %off coupon for the show.
Here’s Andy’s latest
Huckabee Chooses Jesus as Running Mate
Move to Shore Up Evangelical Baseby Andy Borowitz
In a bold move that could dramatically alter the playing field of the 2008 G.O.P. presidential race, former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee today named Jesus Christ as his vice-presidential running mate.Governor Huckabee has made an increasing number of comments about his relationship with Jesus in recent debates, but few Republican insiders expected him to announce that he was anointing Christ as his vice-presidential pick.
“This could be huge for Huckabee,” said Stenson Partridge, a veteran G.O.P. consultant. “Among Republican voters, Jesus Christ is even more popular than Ronald Reagan.”
The Reverend Pat Robertson, a supporter of former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani, said he was “blindsided” by the news of Huckabee’s decision: “I talked to Jesus last night and He didn’t mention anything about it.”
At a raucous Huckabee rally in Davenport, Iowa today, supporters of the former Arkansas governor could be seen holding signs reading “HUCKABEE/CHRIST ’08.”
It is “highly unorthodox” for a presidential candidate to select a vice presidential running mate who is a prominent figure in the Holy Bible, says Davis Logsdon, dean of the School of Divinity at the University of Minnesota.
But according to Mr. Logsdon, if the Huckabee-Christ ticket makes it all the way to the White House, it could be historic in more ways than one: “If Huckabee is elected and then something happens to him while in office, we would be looking at our first Jewish president.”
Elsewhere, a madman attempted to take hostages at former Sen. Fred Thompson’s campaign headquarters in Rochester, New Hampshire, but found that everyone had been given the week off.