Viagra

News reports indicate that CIA has discovered a lethal weapon to subdue ageing Afghan tribals — Viagra. However, just a little warning to the over-enthusiastic CIA guys distributing blue pills in the remote areas.

The Afghan tribal lords have a known weakness for the fair young men too, apart from performing the ritual with their spouses.

So after distributing the Viagra pills, the CIA guys (as a precautionary measure) should avoid turning their posteriors towards the tribals!!! …Just in case the blue pills act faster on an Afghan’s anatomy!!!

Here is The Telegraph story on the subject…

And here some comments by the readers in The Washington Post: “…the immorality of this is so obvious. I’m surprised the CIA isn’t capturing 10 years olds from America to ‘give’ to these Afghan chiefs. We have to pay for our little blue pills… maybe if I turn over some neighbor as a terrorist i can get a batch of Viagra. At any rate I’m sure that the pedophilia and spousal abuse will be wholesale now.”

Another reader says: “By the way, is giving pills to someone without a prescription ‘legal’? Didn’t think it was, but ‘legal’ and CIA is an oxymoron. Obama, please clear up this mess.”

SWARAAJ CHAUHAN, International Columnist
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