In these times of micro-analyzing, micro-parsing, super-vetting, tit-for-tat, and overall election strangeness, we need to vote for a candidate we already trust: Santa Claus!
I have joined Mr. Claus’ campaign because he’s tough on evil, always delivers, works hard, understands the common man and woman, great foreign policy credentials, and is just a jolly ol’ guy. McCain… Eh! Obama… Meh! Barr… Bleh! Santa… HOORAY!
I’m not complex. Don’t have time for all that. And all that complex stuff bad for the stomach. Just color me simple and plain with a twist.