Via The Arabist, the Iranian Ministry of Information has produced an amazingly paranoid video that details the “American-Zionist conspiracy” against Tehran. The graphics are excellent, as is the experience of watching a digitalized John McCain speak in fluent Farsi. For those who have better things to do, here’s a quick summary of the video’s message to the Iranian people: be careful of NGOs, left-wing propaganda, George Soros, imperialist Jews, John McCain, human rights advocates, the Jews, international scientific conferences, and Jews. Oh, and don’t be afraid to call the police on your own children.