This Just In!
This just in from investigative reporter Scott Ott of Scrappleface. Here’s his latest scoop that should soon make the newswires:
Iran to Deploy N-Bomb at U.S. Comedy Clubs
by Scott Ott(2006-12-07) — Iran already has the N-bomb, according to an unnamed European diplomat, and President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has approved a plan to begin deploying it at comedy clubs in the United States.
The CIA is investigating allegations that former comedians Michael Richards (Kramer on Seinfeld) and Andy Dick (that guy on the 1990s sitcom NewsRadio), may have connections to the Iranian regime.
“The N-bomb poses a particular danger because you don’t even need a briefcase to hide it,� said one unnamed CIA source. “It’s so small that you can conceal it in the human heart, and it won’t show up on x-rays.�
There’s more so read the whole thing.
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I love Dave Chappelle and Bernie Mac. And i don’t think the N word should be outlawed.
Forgot to tell you why: 2 reasons –
Anybody remember years ago when a Hispanic boxer criticized Mike Tyson. Somehow his comments were recorded live on ESPN. I don’t follow boxing so I can’t remember the guy name but he said (and this is almost a quote):
It was so true that black reporters agreed with what was said.
There’s 2 kinds of blacks. Just like there’s two kinds of white rednecks: the one’s that racist &the one’s that’s just good ole boys.
Hey, there’s just two kinds of people. Those who dichotomize and those who don’t.