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Iran to Deploy N-Bomb at U.S. Comedy Clubs
by Scott Ott
(2006-12-07) â€” Iran already has the N-bomb, according to an unnamed European diplomat, and President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has approved a plan to begin deploying it at comedy clubs in the United States.
The CIA is investigating allegations that former comedians Michael Richards (Kramer on Seinfeld) and Andy Dick (that guy on the 1990s sitcom NewsRadio), may have connections to the Iranian regime.
â€œThe N-bomb poses a particular danger because you donâ€™t even need a briefcase to hide it,â€? said one unnamed CIA source. â€œItâ€™s so small that you can conceal it in the human heart, and it wonâ€™t show up on x-rays.â€?
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