Signs of Hope and Gloom (Atheists, Oprah, Fox, and dingos)

Bill Maher tells The Hollywood Reporter he’ll never win an Emmy because he’s an atheist. Hey, some of those nomination came because he is an atheist.

Regardless, I think he hasn’t won because he is too religious. Woe to you scribes, Pharisees, religious teachers, and Bill Maher! He’s the opposite side of the same self-righteous coin. Intolerant, arrogant, religious zealots on one side. Intolerant, arrogant, atheist zealots on the other. Each so pure in their rhetoric that they stand above everyone. If God was actually dead, Bill Maher would be out of content and out of work.

The Washington Post will start running front-page ads. In a related story, USA Today is threatening to run front-page news.

Pew Research shows that 40% of Republicans regularly watch Fox News. Another shocking study reveals most Popes are Catholic.

Oprah gives her audience a free trip to Australia. Scientists warn hysterical screaming enrages dingos.