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Pope Is Asked To Convert To Islam

File this in your “You’ve Got To Be Kidding” Department (but he isn’t):

Tripoli – The elder son of Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi has called on Pope Benedict XVI to convert to Islam immediately, dismissing last week’s apology from the pontiff for offending Muslims.

“If this person were really someone reasonable, he would not agree to remain at his post one minute, but would convert to Islam immediately,” Mohammed Gaddafi told an awards ceremony on Monday evening for an international competition to memorise the Qur’an.

Actually, it might happen.

Right after Iran’s President gets bar mitzvahed.



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8 Responses to “Pope Is Asked To Convert To Islam”

  1. Lynx says:

    I vote “Pope converts to Islam” as a sign of the Apocalipse.

    Who needs the Onion when you have news like this?

  2. David Negstad says:

    This must be a new definition of reasonable… On the other hand, someone with the last name Gaddafi making crazy talk? I’ll bet nobody could have seen that one coming!

    Honestly though, the rest of the Gaddafi children are actually fairly moderate (especially the younger two sons). It sounds like the oldest son spent too much time with his dad when he was in the crazy revolutionary phase.

  3. bellisaurius says:

    Oh, man, this made my day.

  4. C Stanley says:

    Kind of a new twist on that old question, “Is the Pope Catholic?” LOL

  5. Holly in Cincinnati says:

    Perhaps they’re making the same “offer you can’t refuse” that was made to the false messiah Shabbtai Zevi.

  6. Rambie says:

    Lynx: Who needs the Onion when you have news like this?

    My thoughts exactly… (shakes head)

  7. Elrod says:

    Funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time. I thought Libya was our great friend now.

  8. C Stanley says:

    I thought Libya was our great friend now.

    Nope, not a great friend, still a third world country headed by a crazy dictator. However, he’s no longer a crazy dictator with a nuclear weapons program, and that works just fine for me. See, there are some people that you can’t make friends with, but intimidation sometimes protects our interests in those cases.

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