New Poll On John McCain: Shocking Findings
This just in from investigative journalist Andy Borowitz:
In the wake of several cranky public utterances by Arizona’s senior senator in recent days, a new poll shows that a majority of Americans favor an earlier bedtime for John McCain.
Fifty-two percent of those surveyed strongly agreed with the statement, “When John McCain says he doesn’t want to serve in the Senate even though he is running for re-election it makes me think he missed his nap.”
When asked which other public figures appear to be staying up past their bedtime, forty-one percent named Newsweek’s Howard Fineman.
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