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President George W. Bush discusses the results of Viagra.
(OK, two things to beat you to it: (1) Yes, we know we’ll go to hell for saying that. (2) If you don’t like that caption, write your own).
TMV thanks Americablog for the tip.
How about:
“National Security Prevents Displaying President’s face in This Time of War”
“In Freak Accident, President Crushed by His Own Podium”
As a precaution, due to increased chatter picked up by the CIA, NSA and other intelligence sources, President Bush donned the special, oversized bullet-proof vest recommended by the Secret Service