This Just In! Hillary Clinton’s New Documentary

THIS JUST IN from investigative reporter Andrew Borowitz:

GORE COULD CAUSE GLOBAL BORING

Hillary Produces Cautionary Documentary About Former Veep



The election of former vice president Al Gore to the White House could result in a disastrous phenomenon called “global boring� in which millions of people around the world would fall asleep in an unprecedented narcoleptic pandemic.



That is the message of a new documentary about the 2000 Democratic Party standard-bearer that has been produced and narrated by Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) and is being released in selected cities today.



The documentary, entitled “An Incoherent Truth,� collects moments from some of Mr. Gore’s most mind-numbing speeches to make a persuasive case that a Gore presidency would set off a doomsday scenario of global tedium.



Speaking at the film’s premiere in New York, Sen. Clinton said that while the film “is not for the squeamish,� it is a cautionary tale “that every American should see, if they can stand to sit through it.�



Insisting that global boring is not a made-up phenomenon but one that is based in scientific fact, Sen. Clinton said that a Gore presidency “would unleash a force of boredom equal to a thousand ‘Da Vinci Codes.’�

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