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Trial To Be Overseen By Judge And Furry
A cat has been called to jury duty. Best comments:
“Well, as I see it, this country is going to the dogs so its is only fitting that the cats be on the jury.”
“As everyone knows, justice is not purrfect.”
3 Responses to “Trial To Be Overseen By Judge And Furry”
This is hilarious, thanks for the post.
However, I happen to know that cats are not too smart, as I beat mine all the time in chess. Great at fetching but doesn't choose top pay attention when called sometimes. All in all, not a good jury candidate. On second thought, though, what with the 9/11 trial coming up, security would be easier for prospective cat (and dog) jurors as there is no place to hide explosives. In my last stint in at that courthouse it 15 minutes to get through before crotch-bomber security? Do you know how big the jury pool will have to be for this trial (try 100,000) to find some people willing to be sequestered for two years? Yes, by all means this trial should go to the cats and the dogs.
I think he's supremely qualified…after all most trials are just cat and mouse games. Plus he won't roll over and play dead when sequestered.
Meow that.