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A Surefire Way To Make $1 Billion
Here is a step by step guide to make a guaranteed $1 billion. Actually a friend and I came up with this scheme many months ago and commented that it was too bad we didn’t have the moral depravity to undertake it.
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This can be the basis for an updated version of Steve Martin's 'How to make $1M and not pay taxes':
1. First, make $1B (see above)
2. Second, don't pay taxes
3. When the IRS asks you why you didn't pay your taxes, say, 'I forgot'.*
*new Obama-era bonus points. Get a Cabinet-level appointment before the IRS comes a-knocking, and avoid any pesky interest, penalties, fees or prosecution!