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This just in from investigative reporter Scott Ott:

U.S. Needs ‘Guest Worker’ to Answer Helen Thomas
by Scott Ott

(2006-03-24) — President George Bush today defended his controversial guest worker immigration proposal contending that without the policy, the United States will soon have no way of accomplishing many unpleasant tasks such as harvesting vegetables, cleaning rooms, mowing yards, installing roofing and answering questions from veteran reporter Helen Thomas.

“There are some things that Americans, perhaps justifiably, feel they shouldn’t have to do,� said Mr. Bush. “We’ve relied on immigrants to do the grunt work for years, and the way things are going at White House news conferences, we could use one of them guest workers to deal with Helen.�

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