The Credit Card Poem

Another gem from the pen of TMV’s favorite poet, Michael Silverstein, aka Wall Street Poet:

The Credit Card Poem

I get my fun with Capital One
Discover buys my treasures
And when I’m down there’s Citicorp
Providing needed pleasures.

For special sin, Providian
And to you I’d be lying
If I denied with Sov’reign’s card
I do some basics buying.

They lendeth with an open hand
These banks with rates usurious
With means, I fear, one day I’ll face
A payback that’s delorious.

©2006 Michael Silverstein