Comments on: You Have Two Cows…

By: Rambie

Rambie — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 23:53:01 +0000

Sorry Don Quijote, I think Father_Time's was better except you both forgot to put in something about off-shoring the cows.

By: roro80

roro80 — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 19:58:09 +0000

The gay agenda: you have two cows. they fall in love and have a parade.

Feminism: you have two cows, whose utters belong to themselves. they are happy to give you milk, but only on their terms, with full consent.

By: D. E.Rodriguez

D. E.Rodriguez — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:58:01 +0000

I watched Gadhafi as much as I could (not very long…I think he is still&*%#@ng).

Good one, FT

By: Father_Time

Father_Time — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:52:23 +0000

Moamar Gadhafi-ism

&#*@!?~(*&^[#}{_!?^#$%*J(*#$@^)…I am exploited cowabunga idiot…#qO(&#E%?>”^`%^$!@$%^*(%[}'”;)^@%*)()!…….

By: tidbits

tidbits — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:53:00 +0000

Fun post, Dorian.

Right Wingism: You have two cows and make them stay in the same stall. Make the stall smaller and make them stay in the same stall. Make the stall even smaller. When one cow refuses to stay in the cramped stall, you throw it off the farm.

Left Wingism: You have two cows. You set them free to live in the wild, buy soy bean seed and make soy milk.

By: RememebrNovember

RememebrNovember — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:10:14 +0000

Wait FT you forgot to add in the credit default swaps on curdled milk, and as cows get sick you trade their toxic assets and rake in Govt subsidies.

By: D. E.Rodriguez

D. E.Rodriguez — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:05:51 +0000

PALINISM: You have two cows. One can see Russia from her farm in Alaska and gets all the attention. The other gets jealous and claims she can see China from the farm. Now both are on the speaking circuit talking foreign policy and getting paid big bucks.

By: D. E.Rodriguez

D. E.Rodriguez — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 14:52:29 +0000

DQ, here is one on “piratism”:

PIRATISM: You have two cows. One gets sea-sick and stops producing milk. You make it walk the plank off the Somalia coast. You trade the other one in for a fully loaded super tanker.

By: D. E.Rodriguez

D. E.Rodriguez — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 14:23:20 +0000

Good one, DQ.

Will have to work on one with two actual cows for that style

Thanks

Dorian

By: Don Quijote

Don Quijote — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 14:21:15 +0000

I wonder under what economical system category that would fit?

Capitalism:Pirate Style.

By: D. E.Rodriguez

D. E.Rodriguez — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 14:08:10 +0000

Wow! What a great imagination on the part of our readers (and editor).

If more like these are posted, I May have to collect them, write a book, publish it and make a lot of money on "You have two cows" jokes. Since I would have plagiarized them and wouldn't share any of the proceeds, I wonder under what economical system category that would fit?

Dorian

By: Don Quijote

Don Quijote — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:54:26 +0000

If it's an American Capitalist, it goes like this…

American Capitalist: You borrow two cows with junk collateral. You leverage cows with more junk collateral and take over dairy by hostile take-over method with inside help. You fire unionized employees, and hire illegal aliens, you then hire Consultants to tell you why the cows are not producing. Consultants tell you what the Unionized employees use to do to make the farm productive and take every bit of profit that you were making for that bit of information, and forget to tell you how to store the milk properly. Milk goes bad and customers now start buying milk from Japanese Corporation.

By: Father_Time

Father_Time — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 11:54:20 +0000

This joke is pro-capitalist. The proper capitalist joke is as follows:

Capitalist- You borrow two cows with junk collateral. You leverage cows with more junk collateral and take over dairy by hostile take-over method with inside help. You bleed dairy for every possible value then beg for government handout. You get handout and layoff all cows then move to Socialist Europe, buy villa. And get free healthcare. Laugh at stupid American cows.

By: archangel

archangel — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 05:23:27 +0000

that was a treat Dorian, thank you. I think I am a libertarian-pure commune-er…. though I dont want to live in a moldy old 60's commune. I thought maybe there ought to be this too: We have two cows, turn them to pasture, they come to the barn to be milked, farmer sleeps in little house with family, cows taken to pasture next morning. Milk is sweet from the pure unpolluted grasses. Children grow strong. Life is often pretty good. I think it's called something like rugged agri-vidualism. The way of life most of our families had even as near as two generations ago.

dr.e

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