Did You Hear About The Drunken Badger?

Sorry, PETA, I find this traffic-stopping story from Reuters a riot.

UPDATE –

A drunken Englishman passes out (pardon the pun) thousands of cash Euros at an airport in Spain that would have caused a riot if he didn’t smell so bad.

It reminds us that the world is an intoxicating experience, seen through the glass, darkly.

You think I’m kidding? Booze is making a comeback to lure men to go shopping. Newsweek’s Tony Dokoupil reports.

Badgers, Englishmen and now the market place to stimulate sales, Demon Liquor prevails. Who would have thunk that as we sip a beer in the local tavern under the sign that reads “Drinking Is The Curse Of The Working Class.”