Clinton Offered Goats For Chelsea

Who says you can’t profit from having a son or a daugher these days?

Former US president Bill Clinton has been offered 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter by a love-struck African government official.

That’s more than anyone offered for Janet Reno. MORE:

Mr Clinton was offered the deal on a recent trip to Kenya.

He was offered the animals as a traditional African way of getting a father to give away his daughter’s hand in marriage.

The dowry is a very generous one by the country’s own standards.

Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor wrote to Mr Clinton through Kenya’s Foreign Minister.

He said: “Had I succeeded in wooing Chelsea, I would have had a grand wedding.

“I would have invited South African Anglican Archbishop Desmond Tutu to preside at the ceremony.”

We can hear Rush now:”Did you hear? Chelsea Clinton was married and there was a tutu at the wedding. This is what I’ve told you, folks, about these Democrats. Hillary did it…”

And speaking of Hillary:

Mr Chepkurgor also said he was also impressed by Mr Clinton’s wife, Hillary, for standing by Mr Clinton during the Monica Lewinksy scandal.

He said Mrs Clinton acted like a “like an African woman”