Another great cartoon via Cox & Forkum:

UPDATE: It sounds like Tom DeLay figures he can be House AND SENATE Majority leader if you read this Washington Post story about how he “implored” Senators to stick with him while he deals with allegations about his travels and dealings with lobbyists:
Attendees said DeLay, in extremely brief remarks, told the senators that, if asked about his predicament, they should blame Democrats and their lack of an agenda.