The Porn Bailout

According to CNN, Larry Flynt is leading the charge for a $5 billion bailout for the porn industry.

Here is an excerpt:

Flynt and Francis concede the industry itself is in no financial danger — DVD sales have slipped over the past year, but Web traffic has continued to grow.

But the industry leaders said the issue is a nation in need. “People are too depressed to be sexually active,” Flynt said in the statement. “This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex.”

And they say satire is dead.