Four Horsemen Alert

For those of you keeping tabs on Signs of the End Times, I have another entry for your journal. This morning I was awoken at 4:00 a.m. on Dec. 27 in Upstate New York by a thunderstorm with lightning flashing across the sky. This, my friends, is just not right.

During the spring, summer and fall, we put up with nonsense like this because:

A. It’s warmer
B. The streets aren’t covered in ice and snow
and
C. Sometimes it clears up and you can go fishing.

Having thunder and lightning this close to New Years in this part of the country is just off the charts. I have already written a strongly worded e-mail to The Weather Channel letting them know that the recent quality of service is intolerable and somebody should be sharply reprimanded if not fired.